Random Act of Violence?

Victimized yet again. While peacefully napping on the couch. This happened once before, same scenario... The first time I was pregnant with my second baby, fatigue and morning sickness in full force. I carefully placed Ethan's drinks and snacks in toddler reach so I could take a power nap...ahhh sleep so peaceful, then WACK! A dump truck right to the mouth. A little blood and a lot of tears later, a big fat lip. Today... ahh precious sleep, then WACK! Ingrid got her midget little hands on her dad's measuring tape and thought it would be the best thing to wake mom with. Another fat lip later I've decided deep down I think they know when a new baby is coming and are just showing what they really think about it.