Our Mad Tea Party: Ethan's List for Santa

let me decipher for you:
Megatron
Transformer
Bumble Bee Optimus Prime

Ethanisms

Pokie likes to scream this to her siblings, " ARE YOU MAD!!!!!"
Racquel," Bad guys are going to shoot me", "bad guys take my stuff." It sounds cute when she says it, not alarming.
One of Ingrids' many songs," I'm getting married today, la la la. I'm so in love, la la la. Under the blue blu sea..."
4 yr old Ingrid," I have a lot of songs in my heart."
We asked ingrid about something and her reply was..." Cause I'm FAB-LIOUS!!!"
"Hello tree...your shady" Ingrid
"mom", "yeah ingrid?", "every kiss begins with K."
"Are you excited to got to kindergarten someday?" Yeah! are you sure they'll let me go?"," why wouldn't they let you go?"," well, you know....my fluffy cheeks." (does my 3 year old think she's fat??)
"mom, mom, mom", "what ingrid", "you gotta get up to get down."
"Hey, everybody has armpits!!" Ingrid
Ingrid's Christmas song: "Round and round jingling!"-repeated over and over and over...
"mom you have a baby mustache" Ingrid...Arrrg
"those are boobie traps right mom?!"- Ingrid pointing to my bra
"huli up" hula hoop- ingrid
"strange cheese"...string cheese-miss ingrid
"book of bird chews" -book of virtues
Ingrid-"My bum is not paying attention"
*Symbalta can-Ingrid says this randomly from a medicine commercial
*Say HELLO to my little friend.
*Is that storm like a tomato? (tornado)
*Bumpalo: referring to a bump at the bottom of a hill that sent him flying.
Ingrid's complete sentence: "Get out of meee roooom!" -think of an Irish Pirate
* I need to get a "car-tainer" ( a container for his cars)
*"That was a long time ago when I was four." he turned four in March.
*"That's the money you could be saving with Geico"-he said this matter of factly as we were getting on the freeway
*Why am I not Surprised!
*"Call me Speed Racer!" As he runs kids down with his big wheel
*"Run for you life, every man for himself!" I don't know where he got that-TV Maybe?
*"When Pokie (new baby) comes we'll have three mommies!"-refering to the girls in the family
*"When I grow up to be a daddy, my name will be Daniel-When daddy grows little he can be Ethan."
*"That's inquebibul!" (that's incredible)
*I have water boogers (snot)
*My bum burped! (the boys in preschool thought it was hilarious)
*Baby (Ingrid) came from Mommy's tummy, I came from Daddy's tummy
*I like roster coasters (roller coasters)
*What does a dinosaur say... ROAR!!! What does a baby dinosaur say... roar.

Our Mad Tea Party

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Ethan's List for Santa

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